talking trash can

"Sometimes when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing." ;Ally Mcbeal.

"Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?"
The One With The Prom Video, Friends.

"We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth, at least the truth that is given to us to understand." ;Pablo Picasso.

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." ;Francois de la Rochefoucauld.

"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons." ;T.S Eliot

"Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough." ; Austin Powers- The spy who shagged me.

"Principal McGee: If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." ; Grease

"Was your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel."

"I lost my phone number - can I borrow yours?"

Hah, fucking hilarious pick-up lines.
Ah yes, im very much into quotes now.
Finally finished reading 2 books today.
Lazed around like a cat in a bag with my nose dug into booooks.
Love those days.
And no one even bothered me!
What are the oddds?

"If true love even exists, where the hell are you?"