talking trash can

Sam said her blog's like 2 years old already.
Wait, shit, i forgot to check minee!
Gahh, hold onn.

Sorry, i was too caught up reading my super old entries.
And here's what i found.
10/25/2003
Like phwoaaaaahhh. Almost 3 yrs ago!
Its disgusting, what i use to write.
Used to write stuff about my lame infatuation with some guys.
Omg, come to think of it, i was sucha lame-ass kid.
Know what, since iv grown up and all, think i'll post some stuff i used to write.
Laugh all you want you asswipes, but everyone went through this stage,
So shut your pie hole and read this!

"i tink im beginning not 2 like --- anemore. wat i meant was.. not hate as in really hate him.. but dislike him as in not like him. lol. as in DAT kinda way... u noe. i tink i would rather just be frens wid him. i noe the perfect guy fer me will come eventually. his juz coming later dats all. and im in no mood or rather no 'condition' to go out wid ane1. mebbe imma w8 till im 17. according 2 ma maid.. at dis age.. the relationship of couples.. is true love. so if imma go out wid ane1 rite now.. i wont be experiencing or 'dealing' wid true love. dats juz a saying. so go on and be dat crazy guy or ghurl whus 'pretending' to be in love wen its not even TRUE love."

"---- is sooo sweet.. he sent me an e mail wishing me happy b'dae.. he told me he loved me.. but will i love him too.? i dun seem 2 have de great feeling wen he says he loves me... whyyyy? i used to have dat feeling.. why not now..? izzit bcos i'm feeling something else wid some1 else? can't be wid ---.. cos i soooo hate him.!!! whu izzit dammit..????????"

"Omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!! I cAnT bElIeVe It!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- APOLOGIZE!!!!! K, i apologize 1st but he actually accept it and apologize tooo. Here, read, well im sorry ok!i was a bitch lol yeh me being a bitch =/ yeh yeh... bla i have no fucken thing to say mmmmm.................... Wow. very surprising dnt ya tink? First he scolds me and scream at him, and the next thing i knew, his apologizing. Gee, i hope his not on another revenge. Wait till he chats wid me. Well, i betta fuck off now."

Omg, i cant go on reading all this shit ass stuffs.
Its embarrassing, but yet amusing.
I cannot believe all i think about when i was little, okay, when i was 2.5 yrs younger,
Was guys and guys and more guys?
Yuckkkk.
Am not tryna imply im a feminist, but my goddddd.
Didnt i like freaking think of other things?
Like ducks or or cliffs and hangers or even vehicles?!?
Well, thank god for growing up.

Anyway, am off to try out a new recipe!
Mom and i areee!! YIPEEEE.
Cooking is fun when you try and run.
Alright, rhyming isnt working for me right now.
Oh well, am out!